Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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