They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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