You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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