Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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