how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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