on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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