Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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