You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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