so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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