Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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