I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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