whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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