All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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