these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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