dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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