okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No subtext here. People are naked.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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