I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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