Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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