Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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