She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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