Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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