honey bunches of taint.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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