Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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