you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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