A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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