yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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