After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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