The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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