some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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