I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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