distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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