absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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