susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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