took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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