Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm having to shit out rocks
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