and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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