What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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