ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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