I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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