we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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