dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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