i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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