Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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