wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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