I don't think brook has ever known best
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
