I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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