If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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