Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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