I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
