Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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