Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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