yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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